Bathrooms
- Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath!
- Hot Baths 25 cents, soap extra
- Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who’s that in the tub?
- Welcome to our country bath
- Cowboys Don’t Take Baths
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
- A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...
- Arise go forth and conquer!
- Bare bottoms welcomed here!
- Bathroom Rules: Hand towels are to be used by guests only. If you are not a guest, please dry your hands on your clothes!
- Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH
- Be a sweetie…Close the seatie!
- Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome
- Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.
- I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help!
- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
- If there’s a ring in the tub, please answer it!
- If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
- If you’re astinkin’ and asweatin’…get to washin’!
- No job is finished until the paperwork is done!
- NOTICE: Replacing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage!
- Please don’t hog the bathroom!
- Please God…tell Mommy that cowboys don’t take baths!
- Reading Room – Appointment Needed!
- Rub a dub dub four girls in the tub, splishing and splashing with glee. They’ve scrubbed and they’ve rubbed and they’ve played in the tub, and now they are clean as can be!
- Save water…Shower with a friend!
- Stand close…it’s shorter than you think!
- This is a do-it-yourself bathroom. No maid service available.
- We aim to please, you aim too please!
- Who awaits outside the door, one may never know; so tarry not my friend, he too may have to go!
- You don’t need to brush all your teeth…only the ones you want to keep.