Food

• No husband has ever been shot for doing the dishes.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
• Never eat more than you can lift. –Miss Piggy
• Come gather at our table
• No Bees, No Honey, No Work, No Money
• Broken cookies don’t have calories.
• Dessert…too much of a good thing is wonderful. –Mae West
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. –Ed Bluestone
• My mother’s menu consisted of two choices; Take it or leave it. –Buddy Hackett
• Good Food, Good Friends, Good Company
• The guests are met, the feast is set.
• alk much, Sit long, Eat well
• Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
• Bon Appétit
• Eat Dessert First
• Never trust a skinny cook
• Cooking is Love made visible
• A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!
• A pinch of this... a dash of that...
• Fresh eggs... laid daily
• God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it!
• I do my part to keep the planet green; just look in my refrigerator.
• I know that birds have little birds, and fish have little fishes. Then why don’t sinks have little sinks, instead of dirty dishes?
• I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love…is help with the dishes!
• I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
• If messy kitchens are happy kitchens…mine is delirious!
• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
• If yur lookin for home cookin…go home!
• Keep this kitchen clean…Eat out!
• Kitchen closed: this chick’s had it!
• Lord…bless this kitchen, and those who labor in it…
• Love bakes good cakes and brews good stews.
• Make yourself at home…Clean my Kitchen!
• Mom only works in the kitchen in days that end in “Y”
• Mom’s Kitchen: Love served here
• My next house will not have a kitchen, just vending machines.
• ave water, don’t do dishes!
• Sit... Relax... Gossip
• The kitchen is the heart of the home…
• This kitchen serves four basic food groups:1. chocolate fudge 2. chocolate brownies 3. chocolate ice cream 4. Diet Coke
• Two choices for dinner tonight…take it OR leave it!
• I kiss better than I cook
• Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
• Eat your peas.